Scribesmeister v4 (In Zero Gravity)

I didn’t know that barber shops nowadays, just like beauty salons, offer facial scrub and other services including massage and hair treatments. Oh man, vain guys are mushrooming everywhere!!! I knew I was in a barber shop because well, first, it looked like one and second, there weren’t any barbers wearing a tight top, make-up and colored hair. Anyway, I was there to accompany my brother JUST to get his hair shaved off. After a while, the barber said something and I saw him nodding. Then he was motioned to lie on his back and the facial scrubbing and massage started and simultaneously, the other “assistants” commenced on spatting a bluish wax onto his head. That was his first time to be introduced to such beautifying methods (and he’s not exactly happy about the amount of money he paid for it). Well, I really didn’t care about that. Truth is, I was trying not to look at him because it’s a torture to see him getting pampered and all that…plus, I was observing “someone’s behavior” while looking for a perfect angle where I could capture “a moment”. LOL! Good thing I always have my trusty mobile phone, it’s not one of the high end ones and that’s just perfect ’cause people won’t even give it a second look whenever I pull it out in public. Haha. And that, makes me look less suspicious when I’m on paparazzi mode.

Have I told you that I could sense the “gayness” even in the most seemingly straight guys? Well, that’s about 80% accuracy. It’s hard to tell whether it’s about being a girl or being a guy in my past life though. Haha. So yeah, I spotted this guy eyeing my brother in a really weird and disgusting way.

pare, pa-kiss naman o…

Signs that he’s totally floored:

1. He keeps staring at my brother without blinking! If he’s a real guy, he’d rather stare at me, right? Okay, maybe I am not his type but can’t he just look somewhere else?
2. He averts his gaze away whenever it meets mine because my eyes are questioning, “What the hell are you looking at?”
3. He fixes the towel that touches my brother’s face when he shouldn’t have any business with other people’s customers.
4. He constantly checks if the facial steamer is blowing enough steam. Haha! Yes, I just said that it’s not his job to do that so why won’t he just quit it?
5. He croons along with the song lyrics…”mangangarap ka na lang ba? o gawing katotohanan na?” (improved version: would you just content yourself with dreaming or make it a reality?)
6. He bites on his lower lip nervously. That is just repulsive, don’t you think?

And you could just imagine my brother’s uneasiness when I told him about the first vital sign. Haha! He just wanted to storm away. Yes, he could be a little homophobic - but that’s him all right? Not me. I have nothing against gay men - I have really good friends who are and I love them. I just thought you could use a few good laughs on someone’s public display of ATTRACTION. And it makes me cringe. I wish I could have taken better photos, but he would have found out what I was doing if I tried to get closer! Worse, he could have assumed that I like him?! Ewww!

Have a nice weekend! ^_^